Saturday, May 26, 2007
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
I came across a preview for this film a few years ago and it still haunts me. It's tag line announces a new genre of horror film, namely 'Vomit Gore', so you could imagine what it's about. Previously titled 'Zombie Vomit Dolls', for some reason the name was changed to 'Slaughtered Vomit Dolls', which in my opinion isn't as catchy. The film is directed by a guy named Lucifer Valentine, who apparently made a pact with devil, I'm not sure why though, but in thirteen years The Devil will own his soul. The film is about a bulimic ex-stripper who becomes a prostitute and vomits everywhere, or something like that. Anyway as I said earlier the preview alone freaked me out, I never want to see this film, and you can't make me. So there you go, there are people in this world who are bigger freaks than Tom Cruise and John Travolta. "KILL ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS". The End.